Monday, April 11, 2011

FML!!


Note: This is a work of pure fiction. Any resemblance to any incidence is purely coincidental.

I'm a 23 year old guy and my life is not anything that I thought it to be. It just seems like I’m travelling in a dark tunnel and have no idea where my life is taking me. And this is how it all started.

I was about 2 years old and I was out in the evening at our community park and I was accompanied with my mum. When these 3 girls (they use to talk amongst themselves like a bunch of sparrows were fighting) came over to us and said to my mum “oh, how cute, what’s her name?”
FML!!

And then the day came when my girlfriend came up to me and complained that she was feeling suffocated by my clinginess and that I should learn to give her space. This was a couple of days after she complained that I wasn’t giving her enough attention.
FML!!

It was time for my end semester examination. Mathematics has never been my subject (I wonder why I decided to become an engineer). And I had a terrible exam. Right after I completed my paper, as I was about to submit my answer book, I did something that I’m not too proud of and I regret it to this day. I swapped my roll number with the person sitting next to me. After about a month when the result came out, I got to know that he passed and I flunked in that subject.
FML!!

One particular night while I was having my dinner, I started thinking about my next facebook status. That’s when I realized that I needed to get a life.
FML!!

This one happened recently. The company I work for stopped using the air-conditioner as they decided to “go green”. It is currently 43 degrees at my desk.
FML!!

And now I think about my life, I realize that I was an honours student throughout school who was expected to go far in life and after a year of completing my graduation in mechanical, I’m working in a small firm in the marketing department handling purchases, working on Saturdays apart from the overtime and all I’m getting paid is nuts.
Seriously man, FML!!

14 comments:

  1. v all are sailing in the same boat ;-)

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  2. haahahhah can understand ..lol

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  3. Seems like your life story... But nicely written... :)

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  4. There is a 'note' in the beigining.
    It is just a work of fiction...or maybe not...:P
    hehe...

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  5. nicely written!!
    i can very well co-relate..
    gud work goin!

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  6. nice work... there were parts i thought you could have been better... rather more realistic... keep writing though coz reading your earlier blogs i can say that you definitely improving... best of luck...

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  7. @ karnesh: thank you man...but each and every part of this post is true. the person in reference may not be the author though.

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  9. good wrk...no doubts!... i like evrything u ryt....and dis one 2...buh only if it was purely coincidental.
    waiting for ur next ryt up.....

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  10. thank you...and i'm just working on the nexxt one...it'll come up soon...
    :)

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  11. bhai ye to bande-bande ki kahani hai.... :D

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  12. hahahaha.. seriously ankit, i dnt think ur life suks as much.. think about the people who dont even have a job, or ones who hv spent 23 years of their lives without a single girlfriend(trust me, there are people like that), or ones who dont even have parents to take them out on a walk.. life seems pretty dark when all u think about is ur life, seeems MUCH BETTER when u think about every1s life.. :D (ps: watch 127 hours.. shud give u a boost ;))

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  13. @akanksha: This was supposed to be funny. You just stabbed my sense of humour. Besides, as alrewady mentioned in the post...this is a work of pure fiction...!!

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